holy shit. i cant believe ive been gone so long. tumblr ive missed you.

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Argument I heard on the bus

  • Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
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Shit Liz Lemon Says

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booditea:

we all deal with situations differently

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urbran:

WHY DOES SCARLETT 

Johansson

 LOOK LIKE A YOUNG CHRISTOPHER WALKEN !?!?

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lolsofunny:

I literally cant fucking breathe XD

IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN

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fantaraf:

iconic

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